I�m not sure if you can hear me over how awesome I am, so listen closely. There are a few important things I need to say before you crack into the insanely sweet game: (Oof. Here we go again.) I�m a mercenary with an accelerated healing factor. I�ve been described as unstable, which is just plain coo-coo. (Wait, do sane people say coo-coo?) I hunger for two things, chimichangas and more chimichangas (mmm� chimichangas) I�m gonna battle for the safety of humans and mutants. (And even mumans.) So yeah, be prepared for just about anything. (Holla!)